April Hampshire from Performance Foods wrote...

:::::Isabella laying in her new floral hammie with a pink feather
pen and paper in paw::::::::::::

MOM...... Do I have reliable transportation ?

YES DEAR WHY?

I am filling out an application for a job at Lil' Angel Pet Boutique
and Gallery in Denver. She is very ferret friendly and is hiring.
Now that I have to find a job, to support my shopping I thought I
would work at a cool place like that.

I dunno what Tonks is thinking...if I get a job, particularly at a
boutique or somewhere that I would be an asset, does anyone think that
a paycheck will be coming home with me? HELLO....I shop. "Working" in
a shop or boutique actually sounds pretty cool. I hope there is an
employee discount!!!!

Miss Isabella Gucci-

PET RULES

PET RULES:

To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height of your
pet.


Dear Dogs and Cats:

The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The
other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw
print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it
becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing
in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating
me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I
fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry
about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure
your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they
sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other
stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking
tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to
maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by
some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not
necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw
under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the
same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years
--canine or feline attendance is not required.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt.
I cannot stress this enough!


To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our
front door:
To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
That's why they call it 'fur'niture.
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who
is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.


Remember: Dogs and Cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends 7. Don't smoke or drink 8.
Don't have to buy the latest fashions 9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, etc; and...
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

Lil Angel Has a Store Front!

Yes! Lil Angel finally has a store front on Old Gaylord Street in Denver, Colorado. It is located at 1014 South Gaylord Street. We offer Pet Portraits, Designer Collars and Leashes, Pet Beds, Grooming items, All natural treats, super premium pet food, durable toys for those tough chewers, accessories for the spoiled pet, Kong, Greenies, cat toys, cat treats, bones and many more boutique items. We are getting into the store in the next few weeks many more boutique items such as clothing and hard to find accessories. We are very excited about the store. It used to be called Heavenly Dog, Pooch Accoouchments. It was the sister shop and sold only practical items for your cat or dog. I will be adding ferret items as well as many other cat itmes. The cat area is very small right now.

We will be having a Christmas In July Celebration with a few stores participating in the festivities. We will have our Grand Opening during that time. July is the month to come out to Lil Angel! See what we have to offer you and your pet!

We are truly for the pet obsessed. We will be offering items for the pet lover and enthusiest as well as the practical items for your pet.

Our pet portrait line has expanded and we will be using the store as the studio. Already we have more orders than we know what to do with.

So that is the latest happenings of Lil Angel.... YEAH!